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  Topic: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Luke Tan

Replies: 214
Views: 14025

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:29 pm   Subject: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
A Young Blonde

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband ...
  Topic: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Luke Tan

Replies: 214
Views: 14025

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 8:46 am   Subject: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
A Clairvoyant Little Boy

There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could foresee the future.
One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish, "God bless Mommy, God b ...
  Topic: Borak Borak ......................
Luke Tan

Replies: 87
Views: 6463

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:33 pm   Subject: Borak Borak ......................
Hi Pheh,

The book of Ecclesiastes can be confusing to the cursory reader, but it contains profound wisdom about life -- although the wise writer himself admits that having wisdom in itself is also ...
  Topic: Borak Borak ......................
Luke Tan

Replies: 87
Views: 6463

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 7:59 pm   Subject: Borak Borak ......................
Hi Pheh,

While I respect your choice to remain resistent to joining us in FB, I still can't help but think you'd be much better off if you would accept and yield to modern-day changes that clearly ...
  Topic: Obituary Page - In memory of Casuans who have passed on
Luke Tan

Replies: 2
Views: 417

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 7:09 pm   Subject: Obituary Page - In memory of Casuans who have passed on
Hi Pheh,

Do not be filled with apprehension after seeing the list of our departed comrades.

Firstly, no one knows for sure, how many of those who had gone before us were, as you put it, the 'goo ...
  Topic: Obituary Page - In memory of Casuans who have passed on
Luke Tan

Replies: 2
Views: 417

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:13 pm   Subject: Obituary Page - In memory of Casuans who have passed on
Hi Pheh,

Below is the Obituary Page taken from the Facebook group Kopitiam_Casu created by Lau Chen Chee sometime in 2010.
Many of the Casuans we know are members of the FB group there (currently ...
  Topic: Borak Borak ......................
Luke Tan

Replies: 87
Views: 6463

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:36 pm   Subject: Borak Borak ......................
Hi Pheh,

So good to see you here again.

We don't have an Obituary page here. It was in the old Casu website, now closed since 2007.

Following this, Lau Chen Chee created a group in Facebook f ...
  Topic: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Luke Tan

Replies: 214
Views: 14025

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:46 pm   Subject: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Dead Again

During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years ...
  Topic: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Luke Tan

Replies: 214
Views: 14025

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 12:30 am   Subject: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Look Alikes

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He imm ...
  Topic: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Luke Tan

Replies: 214
Views: 14025

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:18 am   Subject: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Smartest Man in the World


A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite ...
  Topic: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Luke Tan

Replies: 214
Views: 14025

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:07 pm   Subject: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Larry's Bar

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men.
In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I ...
  Topic: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Luke Tan

Replies: 214
Views: 14025

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:10 pm   Subject: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Two Guys

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"

Leroy replied, "I' ...
  Topic: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Luke Tan

Replies: 214
Views: 14025

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:03 pm   Subject: On The Lighter Side of Things: Jokes and Funny Things
Two Cows

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
" ...
  Topic: Some advice please
Luke Tan

Replies: 16
Views: 1660

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:50 pm   Subject: Some advice please
Hi. Adeline, Pheh,

The coconut palm reaches it's peak production at the age of 10-30 years. It's been said that the palm can live up to 100 yrs or more. So, Pheh, you're right about Adeline's 7 yr ...
  Topic: Borak Borak ......................
Luke Tan

Replies: 87
Views: 6463

PostForum: Common Room   Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:38 pm   Subject: Borak Borak ......................
Hi Pheh,

Sad to inform you that Norain passed away yesterday evening (Saturday).
May her soul rest in peace.

Regards.
 
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